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ON PATROL
On Patrol
BY
KLAXON
AUTHOR OF 'H. M. S. ——'
William Blackwood and Sons
Edinburgh and London
1919
TO
D. V. B.
CONTENTS.
| PAGE | |
| TO—— | 1 |
| OLD WOMEN | 5 |
| CHIN UP | 9 |
| "... THAT HAVE NO DOUBTS" | 15 |
| SKY SIGNS | 21 |
| AN ENTENTE | 27 |
| A BATTLE-PRAYER | 33 |
| SUBMARINES | 35 |
| THE BATTLE-FLEET | 36 |
| DESTROYERS | 37 |
| AN ADMINISTRATIVE VICTORY | 39 |
| A NIGHTMARE | 49 |
| RELEASED | 57 viii |
| REGULUS | 63 |
| A NORTH SEA NOTE | 67 |
| SOMETHING WRONG | 73 |
| WE | 77 |
| THE SAILOR'S VIEW | 83 |
| STONEWALL JACKSON | 89 |
| WET SHIPS | 93 |
| THAT BLINKIN' CAT | 99 |
| 1797 | 105 |
| AFTER THE WAR | 109 |
| LOW VISIBILITY | 117 |
| HANG ON | 123 |
| TO FRITZ | 129 |
| TO THE SCOTTISH REGIMENTS | 135 |
| PRIVILEGED | 141 |
| "OUR ANNUAL" | 147 |
| MASCOTS | 151 |
| A HYMN OF DISGUST | 157 |
| A TRINITY | 165 |
| IN THE MORNING | 173 |
| IN FORTY WEST | 179 ix |
| A RING AXIOM | 183 |
| THE QUARTERMASTER | 187 |
| IN THE BARRED ZONE | 193 |
| WHO CARES? | 199 |
| THE UNCHANGING SEX | 203 |
| LOOKING AFT | 209 |
| A MAXIM | 215 |
| THE CRISIS | 219 |
| A SEA CHANTY | 223 |
| A.D. 400 | 229 |
| OVERDUE | 233 |
TO——
TO——.
OLD WOMEN
OLD WOMEN.
CHIN UP
CHIN UP.
"... THAT HAVE NO DOUBTS"
"... THAT HAVE NO DOUBTS."
—Rudyard Kipling.
SKY SIGNS
SKY SIGNS.
AN ENTENTE
AN ENTENTE.
A BATTLE-PRAYER
A BATTLE-PRAYER.
SUBMARINES.
THE BATTLE-FLEET.
DESTROYERS.
AN ADMINISTRATIVE VICTORY
AN ADMINISTRATIVE VICTORY.
A NIGHTMARE
A NIGHTMARE.
RELEASED
RELEASED.
REGULUS
REGULUS.
(Written after reading the story of that name in 'A Diversity of Creatures' by Kipling.)
A NORTH SEA NOTE
A NORTH SEA NOTE.
SOMETHING WRONG
SOMETHING WRONG.
WE
WE.
THE SAILOR'S VIEW
THE SAILOR'S VIEW.
(1916).
STONEWALL JACKSON
STONEWALL JACKSON.
WET SHIPS
WET SHIPS.
"... And will remain on your Patrol till the 8th December...."—(Extract from Orders.)
THAT BLINKIN' CAT
THAT BLINKIN' CAT.
(Late of H.M.S. Maidstone.)
1797.
1797.
AFTER THE WAR
AFTER THE WAR.
LOW VISIBILITY
LOW VISIBILITY.
HANG ON
HANG ON.
TO FRITZ
TO FRITZ.
TO THE SCOTTISH REGIMENTS
TO THE SCOTTISH REGIMENTS.
PRIVILEGED
PRIVILEGED.
"OUR ANNUAL"
"OUR ANNUAL."
MASCOTS
MASCOTS.
A HYMN OF DISGUST
A HYMN OF DISGUST.
A TRINITY
A TRINITY.
IN THE MORNING
IN THE MORNING.
IN FORTY WEST
IN FORTY WEST.
A RING AXIOM
A RING AXIOM.
THE QUARTERMASTER
THE QUARTERMASTER.
IN THE BARRED ZONE
IN THE BARRED ZONE.
WHO CARES?
WHO CARES?
THE UNCHANGING SEX
THE UNCHANGING SEX.
LOOKING AFT
LOOKING AFT.
A MAXIM
A MAXIM.
THE CRISIS
THE CRISIS.
A SEA CHANTY
A SEA CHANTY.
A.D. 400
A.D. 400.
OVERDUE
OVERDUE.
PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS.
FOOTNOTES:
[1] A letter-form which enables the sender to address his Seniors more abruptly than he would dare to do without its assistance.
[2] D.S.B. = Duty Steam Boat.
[3] A.I.O. = Admiralty Interim Order.
[4] K.R.A.I. = King's Regulations and Admiralty Instructions.
[5] C.P.O. = Chief Petty Officer.
[6] O.O.D.—Officer of the day.